Victoria’s Cooking is an Adventure – Alaskan Wild Salmon

August 21st, 2014

We recently returned from helicopter fishing in Alaska. We fly out over rivers. Look down. If we see fish, we land and catch fish. If we don’t see fish, we move to the next spot or next river. The flying is great, scenery is spectacular, the fishing relaxing and fun. The last day we saw a gigantic base of a rainbow – it almost looked like a pyramid. Truly the widest rainbow I have ever seen. Photos rarely depict rainbows well – the magnificence of color and the magnitude. So this photo is just a hint of the experience:

 

Sometimes I cook the wild salmon we catch in Alaska.

I have a special recipe which unfortunately makes people think I can cook. But I cook my grandmother’s way: a little of this, a little of that…..

Hers always worked.

Mine – uh….sometimes.

Last time, even my father said he wouldn’t ever have salmon unless I cooked it, he liked it so much.

The challenge came when he said that to my cousin while at my cousin’s house awaiting dinner.

My cousin, who fortunately has a sense of humor, laughed and said he hadn’t gotten the memo. He was serving salmon in about 10 minutes.

What was not lost on anyone was that I had cooked dinner – shocker – and that it had been that good – BIG shocker.

One time I tried Chuck Yeager’s Grandma’s Award Winning butterscotch pah recipe. I didn’t have one ingredient so went online to find what gourmet chefs would consider a viable alternative. In this case, they were wrong.

After I finished, I tasted it….

And threw it over the porch for the deer. The next morning, it was gone. Not a morsel was left.

The next afternoon, I tried again.

Finished. Tasted. Over the porch for the deer. The next morning, it was gone – not a morsel was left.

The third time was the charm. It actually tasted great!

I went outside to survey the scenery. There was the deer, a little plumper, looking alarmed, in a panic, as it looked up at me as if to say: “AHHHHHHH. I need my fix. Where’s my butterscotch PAH!!!!?”

In our house, when I cook dinner, we always have a back-up plan or four – cereal, popcorn, diet frozen dinner, or local restaurant.

c. GCYI

Chuck Yeager: My Uncle Richard was One of my Heroes

August 13th, 2014

Uncle Richard was close in age to my brother Roy and me. He was one of my heroes. Uncle Richard was Mom’s brother and enlisted about the same time I did.

I knew Uncle Richard had died in World War II and was recently thinking about him and the wonderful childhood with him.  Here’s a photo of him as a kid:   http://www.chuckyeager.com/1923-1941-growing-up.

My other brother found this information on him for me:

Service; U.S. Army, 39th Infantry Regiment, 9th Infantry Div.
Died:  Tuesday, April 17th 1945
Buried at:  Netherlands American Cemetery
Plot:  P Row 4  Grave: 14
Awards:  Silver Star,  Purple Heart with Oak Leaf Cluster.
Brave. So close to the end of the war. I hope we can find the citations.
c. GCYI

Meeting John Travolta (with Chuck Yeager) at Kittyhawk, NC on December 17, 2003, 100th Anniversary of Powered Flight

August 10th, 2014

I first interacted with John Travolta (JT) on Urban Cowboy while I was in my last year at university- long story how I became a day player which ended up on the cutting room floor. He was eyeing me but clearly he wasn’t the pilot for me.

Because I thought my gaydar was working, I was surprised that he later wooed and married Kelly Preston. Very romantic I heard – flew her to Paris, etc. At the time, I thought – would be dreamy if someone with whom I was in love flew me to Paris.

Many years later, I met John Travolta. Chuck Yeager and I were at Kittyhawk, North Carolina on December 17, 2003,  for the 100th anniversary of the first powered flight. It was a big, big event.

We had squeezed into the VIP lounge waiting for the re-enactment of the 1st flight with a copy of the Wright Flyer, which cost a ridiculous $1 million to make.

It was raining. Hard. When it would lighten up, we would go on the roof to see some fly-bys – then back inside.

The Secretary of the Air Force was inside and wanted to leave. Many, many Air Force Generals, colonels, and other personnel were there and unhappy they would miss the day.

Well, he wasn’t my boss, so I went up to the Secretary and said, “Hello, I wanted to meet you. I’m a newlywed, married to General Chuck Yeager.

The Secretary barely pleasantly responded: “Nice to meet you.”

Me: “Sir, we’re enjoying your company today.”

He replied, “Thank you.”

I continued: “And we’d really enjoy it for another 35 minutes.” He wasn’t dumb – he understood my point – the re-enactment was set to occur in the next 20-30 minutes.

He looked at me, slitted his eyes and replied,  “The problem is, I broke a tooth and I’m hungry.” Ah. That’s explains his “barely pleasantly” response to my greeting.

I looked at his girth – as Gen Yeager and I say about ourselves – we could live on baby fat for a week. He, maybe two. He looked at me defying me to say anything.

I said, “Oh, that must be miserable. I happen to have two aspirin and a Slimfast I often have for lunch. I’d be willing to give you. That shouldn’t hurt your tooth.  I can eat the salad.”

And smiled.

He wasn’t used to people speaking up like this but his eyes smiled briefly and he said, “I’ll think about it.”

I replied, “Please take your time.”

That wasn’t lost of him either. This time the corners of his mouth twitched. I decided not to push it any more – frankly I didn’t have much more in my arsenal.

Oh right. I did. That’s when I pulled out the big gun – never know if it is a big gun or not actually but I tried it: “Have you met General Yeager yet?”

He hadn’t and would like to. So I found General Yeager one group over and introduced them.

In any case….the Secretary stayed. Much to the delight of the generals.

I spoke to one general who later became the Chief of Staff and then was fired. I was impressed with his language, or, rather, his vocabulary, or lack thereof – every other word was sh–. And how evil Saddam Hussein was. I loved his clarity, in spite of my amazement at his expression of it.

They tried to start the motor on the Wright Flyer. It wouldn’t start. They tried again. It wouldn’t start.

One time they started it and it was enough of a push down the tracks, but the pilot over rotated and it never saw air. (Over rotating is when you pull up too quickly which can cause the airplane to lose any possible lift).

BIG let down.

We learned later that they never bothered to make sure they had a back up motor. A $1 million plane and no extra parts. Poor planning.

We also learned later that rather than a glider pilot, they had gotten two airline pilots not used to the light stuff. The coach for it also was not a glider pilot. GCY remarked to the pilot who had won the coin toss, he (the coach) is a real SOB. The pilot diplomatically said, “He hasn’t changed.”

Well said. Fairly diplomatic. And funny!

General Yeager later described the scenario re the motor not starting accurately: “Look at the pilot’s face. Every time they go to start the motor, he’s saying ‘Oh, sh–!’ Every time it wouldn’t start, you could see the pilot’s face: big sigh of relief.”

After the big let down, the Secretary of Defense left with his entourage.

One very impressive general, General Eberhardt, remained. We had eaten lunch with him – only empty table and I appreciated his intelligent answers to my questions.

At this point, it was pouring. President Bush was expected to be onstage soon. Onstage was covered. The audience chairs were not. General Eberhardt still went outside in the rain in December (somewhat chilly) to honor his Commander in Chief.

General Yeager and I had debated whether we were required to do so. I kept saying: “You’re almost 81, I don’t think it’s expected. We could catch pneumonia.”

When General Yeager saw General Eberhardt out there, he decided that was the right thing to do, so we went outside. They supplied us with blankets which helped. A little.

President Bush arrived in Marine One. He got up on stage and gave a nice speech mentioning of the 100 pilots being honored, only Chuck Yeager. Wow. What an honor. Sure glad we did go outside. (Thank you, General Eberhardt!)

The President then left before we could get to him to say hello – they weren’t letting anyone backstage then. After he left, we saw his plane fly by and dip its wing. That is always cool to me.

We were requested on stage for the next part of the presentation. We made our way there and waited for the rain to abate.

The first person we saw was John Travolta. The very first thing he said to his hero Chuck Yeager at their very first meeting was: “Did you know Quantas has the best accident record?”

At that time, JT had a very lucrative deal with Quantas in which he endorsed them. I supposed part of this deal was he had to greet everyone with that line.

We waited for JT to say something more as we had nothing to follow up on that. Neither did he.

I teased him: “We’re not in public, John. You can be you.”

He looked puzzled. I explained: “The first and only thing you have to say to your hero is….a commercial?”

He looked more puzzled but Chuck, ever practical, jumped in: “What’s the schedule? What’s going on?”

John said: “I think we’re just waiting for it to stop raining.”

We waited for word on when we might start. And chatted a little.

I asked John if he would take some First Day Covers (FDCs) in his plane for his fly by over the Kittyhawk monument and mail them back to me. First Day Covers are envelopes with stamps on the first day the stamp comes out. The idea is you get them postmarked on that day. So on December 17, 2003; the 100th anniversary of the first powered flight. a stamp with the Wright flyer had come out. I had gotten these envelopes with this stamp postmarked for that day in Kittyhawk, NC and some for also December 12, 2003, at Edwards AFB, CA, the 50th anniversary of Chuck Yeager exceeding MACH 2.

John asked where they were. I assured him they were in my car on the way to his plane. “Okay,” he said.

I turned and saw a B-2 through the clouds. Very strange to see such a large plane and hear….absolutely nothing.

I mentioned it was there. Everyone turned and no one else (but Chuck and me) saw it – it had dipped behind a cloud. John said I was imagining things. Eventually he ate his words – it was almost above us and very large. And very quiet.

John turned to me impressed, “GOOD EYES!”

I also used to have 20-7 vision as a kid.

Someone called the show – too much rain so they got John T to get in his limo to get to his plane. He told me to follow closely to pick up the FDCs. I told GCY I’d meet him at the VIP lounge after I gave John the FDCs.

Well. Follow closely. Not.

John got in the limo but before I could follow about 30-40 very pretty boys were trying to climb in ahead of me. Of course some got left behind. Rather than fight through or pull rank, I espied the escort police SUV in front, ran to it, opened the door and asked if I could ride with the deputy.

He was stunned. “Don’t you want to ride with John Travolta?” Everyone knew I was supposed to.

“Sure!….But I don’t want to fight all those very pretty boys to do so.”

I gained some serious respect from the policeman who raised his eyebrows in surprise. He couldn’t believe it but was impressed.

We stopped at my car, picked up the boxes, and drove on to the helicopter that was going to fly JT to his plane.

I watched to make sure the boxes got on. I was very appreciative of the favor re flying the FDCs over the monument in Kittyhawk.  I starting contemplating – just a personal study on human behavior –  if John had even noticed I had not gotten in the limo or worried if I had been crushed or about my safety, or cared?

Just then, JT turned, smiled at me and waved goodbye. I smiled and waved back. Small gestures; big results. Nice.

I returned to the VIP lounge, collected Chuck. Some guy yelled out: “Chuck was worried you had run off with John Travolta.”  

I replied: “Let’s not project!”

That stumped the guy. Chuck laughed.

Meanwhile, JT did a fly by in his 707 and dipped a wing. Not the same as the President of the United States, the Commander in Chief doing it, but still pretty cool.

We got to our car and drove out. We passed by the three helicopters that were supposed to have taken the Secretary and all the generals, colonels, etc. But they hadn’t left. We learned later that that helicopter transporting the Secretary had broken down and the other two didn’t want to leave ahead of the Secretary. I asked why they didn’t just but the Secretary in one that worked and have two leave. No answer.

It took awhile to get the FDCs back – JT’s male friend asked me if I wanted JT to sign them all. It had never occurred to me to ask that. And now I understood the delay. I thanked them for this kind suggestion and said no, I was very fortunate to have another pilot to sign them for me; Chuck Yeager

And we have been way beyond Paris together. 

c. GCYI

Chuck Yeager-ism: Fly Your Airplane: Make Your Airplane Go Where you Want it to

August 9th, 2014

When I was getting lessons from a CFI – needed “official” hours from a licensed civilian flight instructor – I never got any crosswind training. I got lots of verbal instruction but we never found good crosswinds on which to practice.

The verbal instructions – had me skiddish.

One CFI said, “Do you realize you just landed with a crosswind? I sat back and you didn’t seem concerned so I let you just do it.”

Well, oddly that the CFI called attention to it, gave me verbal instruction, and defined it, made me skiddish.

On one wheel?

AAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Could flip?

AAAAAAAHHHHH!

Could ground loop?

AAAAAAAAHHHHH!

And by the way: What is a ground loop?

A BIG flip? (It’s when your plane swings around so it’s going in the opposite direction – sometimes catching a wing tip or prop.

AAAAAAAAHHHHH!

So if there was any crosswind, I didn’t fly.

Finally, I got the word from Chuck Yeager.

“Just fly your airplane.”

and

“Make your airplane go where you want it to.”

I threw away the mechanical verbal instructions from the CFI’s – if the wind picks up your wing from the left put in left aileron. Well that takes to long to think through, act, and be safe.

Chuck Yeager’s wisdom is for those who know how to do coordinated turns, and have the basics.

I just started flying my airplane, making it go where I wanted it to, and today, I was doing landings in 40 degree, 12 kt crosswinds. And frankly, I didn’t really consciously notice.

I just flew my airplane, made it go where I wanted, landed and…oh.

I’m here.

And then took off again.

I kept it straight for landing and before now, was afraid I might not know what to do if I landed on one wheel. Well, it happened and I just “flew my airplane” and naturally put the wheel down.

Fun!

c. GCYI

James Garner

August 8th, 2014

I met James Garner only once. He was very kind.

I had tried to get on his show Rockford. No go.

At some big event – perhaps the Golden Globes – I had a great project for him and asked him: “Would you ever do a tv series again?”

“Never!” with a smile. I wasn’t surprised – he had had to sue Universal Studios for back pay and profit participation – you know, the funny accounting and all. He had won but it had taken a toll.

He took a few steps, came back to me, smiled handsomely and corrected himself: “Okay. Never say never!”

Before I could tell him about the project, or invite him to lunch, he was gone.

I figure he did mean “Never”.

Until he didn’t :-)

 

If They Weren’t Fighting Us, They’d Be Fighting Each Other & Other Interviews During UN World Women’s Decade Meetings

August 4th, 2014

“If we weren’t there, they’d be fighting about something else, ” said the Israeli woman. She was a member of the opposition in the Knesset, Israel’s governing body.

I had just graduated from university and had a lot to learn about the real world, not what the media (mis)portrayed.

My mother had brought me to the United Nations World Women’s Mid Decade Meeting in Copenhagen, Denmark. She was there as head of an NGO, giving seminars re setting up alcohol and drug abuse prevention and treatment programs.

The Knesset member continued: “We’ve (Jews) been around a long time and will be around a long time.”

I marveled at her lack of concern for her personal longevity snd at her assessment of history and the militant Muslims.

She clued me in more: “Weve had Arabs in the Knesset; but they left due to pressure from other Arabs. We live side by side within Israel – Jews, Arabs, Christians.”

I attended all sorts of press conferences.

One was held by the Israeli delegation. In the audience were many Arabs, Jews, Christians from the Middle East. They were all yelling at each other at the same time every time someone asked a question.

With my naive upbringing, I leaned forward and said: Could you please let them talk and so you can listen and then you will have a turn, and maybe if we all listen to each other, we can solve the differences or at least find a way to peace.

That stumped them……

And there was quiet, thought, and peace….

For all of a minute.

The two factions turned on me and in unison started yelling at me.

It was impressive.

And a start – at least they were getting along and agreed on one thing.

Another one was held by the Iranian delegation led by a gal who had attended university in American and whose brother had been a college football star. It was really led by the male “interpreter”. Now remember this was during the Iranian Hostage crisis where the during the Iranian Revolution in 1979, they took Americans as hostages and held them for over a year.

One of the Iranian female delegation was alarming as her eyes became slits: We like our chadors – you never know what we have under them, a gun, a knife….

These were women who had been educated, had freedoms, including freedoms of dress – one of the more modern Arab countries with female equality while the Shah was in control. They were bamboozled – they thought they’d share in the power after the Shah was overthrown.

Not.

Very sad. Iran had one of the highest literacy rates, including amongst women before the Shah was thrown out  (with the betrayal of President Carter).

I also met a Chinese woman who was a member of China’s delegation. In 1949, during the Chinese revolution, she was in America to study and practice medicine for a while. She immediately returned to China to help with the revolution. I was running to meet my mother so couldn’t linger darn it.

I got her name and information but never found her again. I wondered what her hopes and dreams were that inspired her to return to China during a war and turmoil. And again after the revolutionary group took power, they suppressed women even more. Were her hopes and dreams shattered? Was she not able to return to the US? Did she consciously choose to stay and help her people, family, friends…Was she a fatalist so none of these thoughts even occurred to her.

I saw the similarity to the current (1980) situation with the Iranian women who returned from the US to join in the power grab and a new Iran. Yet that Iran was one that suppressed women.

I also met an American writer for Newsweek there. He described his story on one of the groups and was very enamored of his embellished words. I questioned him on some details re truth and he said, “Yes, I know but you have to attract readers.”

When we returned from going to Tivoli Gardens in Copenhagen, a group of women were wailing outside the hotel. I went to investigate. They were the Bolivian delegation and Bolivia had just had a “ruthless military coup by General Luis Garcia Meza. Reportedly financed by cocaine traffickers and supported by European mercenaries recruited by Klaus Barbie, former Gestapo chief in Lyon, France, the coup began one of the darkest periods in Bolivian history.”

All I could think was these women now had no country. Whom were they representing? And how safe are their families? If they were at that level of society to be representatives of the former government, how safe were they?

In 1985, we attended the United Nations World Women’s Decade Meeting in Nairobi, Kenya:

The African National Congress held a press conference: After that female group insisted that all of Africa belonged to black people and whites had no place, they opened it up for questions.

I said, “In Capetown, of the tribes that are left, the white person has been in that area the longest.  No one was really inhabiting the Capetown area before the whites. The only group that inhabited even near Capetown were the Hottentots and they are extinct. The Zulus (a black tribe) and the whites either intermarried with the Hottentots and/or wiped them out in various wars.  So it is not true that the blacks today are the original inhabitants of Africa.” And I sat down.

I was a little worried someone might attack me. But heck, I had done the same in third grade. Ten girls in third grade, on Father’s Day, where all the fathers came to spend a “school day” with their daughters, had given the same oral report on George Washington. (Those poor fathers who had to listen to 20 oral reports of the same story, virtually the same words). George Washington could not tell a lie. When his father asked who had chopped down the cherry tree, George Washington said, “I cannot tell a lie. I did it, Father.”

It was my turn. What to do. Do I scrap my research and go along with the crowd? I told of George Washington’s childhood and when it came to the cherry tree story, I orated, “The story of George Washington chopping down a cherry tree and telling his father, when he was asked, they he cannot tell a lie, he did it, is probably a myth and not true. There is no historical document to verify this story.

And I sat down.

I wonder what my teacher thought. I wonder what my father thought. There were no repercussions but it was awkward. I also don’t know what the next girls said in their reports.  I wonder what the other fathers thought. Probably the gamut.

At the conference, after I sat down, one of the ANC members, decked out and looking magnificent  in her colorful African finery, responded, “The earliest English ship captain wrote in his diary that he saw a tall black man on the shore in Natal.”

I was not allowed to follow up at all, let alone with the truth: “Natal is over 1000 miles from Capetown. But your reasoning , the US should claim all its neighbors.”

No one stood up to back me up. It was a bit disheartening. The truth was not fashionable. The “oppressed” ANC was fashionable. Most people protesting South Africa did not know its history. At Columbia University from which I had just graduated with an MBA, the modern sit-in consisted of students sitting in tents for a while, then getting dressed in business suits and attending classes, interviews with companies doing business with South Africa. Ridiculous.

 

I asked a few of them about the history of South Africa. Here were students of an Ivy League school who had no clue as to the history or the actual make-up of the country they were protesting. That was even more disheartening.

South Africa transitioned without a devastating war. It was not due to protests at all.  The most important factors were time and wisdown. Time was changing. Society was changing. Don’t get me wrong – the ANC had some serious valid grievances. Very serious. But if we focus on the truthful grievances, we have a better chance at resolving them. Nelson Mandela understood that very well. But he wasn’t to lead all of South Africa for another decade.

As I walked out of the press conference a little disheartened, an elderly white woman with a cane, hobbled up to me and said, “You spoke very well in there.”

I replied, “Thank you. But the ANC had the last word and it was misleading.”

She was very kind and wisely said, “You never know who was listening. Or when your words will sink in. And what effect you did have.”

She could see the effect her profound words had on me. I thanked her and we parted.

I rather wish I had offered to buy her a cup of coffee or get her address for my return to South Africa.

Like an angel swooping down with a life message.

c. GCYI

 

 

 

 

 

Chuck Yeager Flying Lesson: Windsock? That’s Yesterday’s News, Just Fly Your Airplane

July 28th, 2014

Had some papers to get done, overwhelmed. CY said, Let’s go fly. We stopped and got a bite to eat and as we were driving to airport, it looked like rain was on the way.

I’ve got 30 minutes, don’t I.

CY: Oh sure.

He sent me up on my own in a tail dragger.

As I was taxiing out, I checked the AWOS. 12 knot crosswinds gusting to 19!

Didn’t feel like the wind was that strong. I checked the windsock – straight down the crosswind runway.

I contemplated taking off on that runway but opted to take off on the big runway with a crosswind for the practice. If I even approached trouble, I’d re-think.

I took off – didn’t notice a crosswind really.

Then I looked. I was just naturally crabbing to be flying straight.

As I got across from the numbers on downwind, I wondered if I should just land on the crosswind runway.

I reasoned – I need crosswind practice. If I feel I’m getting to close to beyond my ability, I’ll just go around and land on crosswind runway.

I put in one notch of flaps. I kept feeling slight down drafts so I had to put in some power – always a bit touchy as to too little or too much.

As I was settling down for landing, I was ballooned up. I put on a little power to sort myself out. And then floated. And floated. I slowly settled and took off the power.

Reacted with ailerons. Feet kept working but it wasn’t too worrisome.

I came to a stop-ish and powered up and took off again.

I had to keep looking at the ball – I don’t always feel the skid.

I came around again. Checked the AWOS. Winds just at 12 knots (really?). No gusts.

Same experience – some down drafts so a bit of power.

Landed, felt the wind try to push sort of, used ailerons, all calm.  I noticed I started going a little toward the side of the runway. Ready to put in power if needed, I pressed on the left rudder. I was slow enough and down enough….that it was enough. I didn’t need any power.

Took off again. Figured once more. The clouds were still not getting angry.

Had to crab again to stay straight on take off, and before turning crosswind.

I listened to AWOS on downwind. 15 knots.

Hmm.

Crosswind runway – straight down it…..

I still need crosswind practice so I’ll go as far as I’m comfortable.

I put in one notch of flaps.

A little power – was getting a bit more precise so not too much for the down drafts.

I flared, kept it flying until I touched down on all three tires.

It still felt as though I wasn’t down completely. Weird.

I kept the ailerons subtlely active as well as my feet. And as I held course on the ground now ahead of the curve, consciously tried to figure out what was going on.

Stopped before the exit and exited.

I thought about another t/o and landing…..I was doing well….and decided time to go in.

CY had told me how to fly crosswind, and shown me by flying some serious crosswinds (not intentionally just happened) and I did it: that’s what I did so the crosswind was not as frightening or even barely noticeable…..and, of course, it worked:

CY’s advice: Don’t worry about the AWOS or windsock, that’s yesterday’s news – just fly your airplane.

And I did. And had a great time!

c. GCYI

 

Victoria In the Ring with Larry Holmes, Heavyweight Boxing Champion

July 20th, 2014

“One second you were standing next to me, the next you’re on the TV screen in front of me,” said John, the executive producer.

It all started a few weeks before. I had met several producers in 1979 at the Cannes Film Festival during my junior year abroad. One hired me to help with the first English televised Cannes Film Festival Awards show to be filmed in a couple of days.

I showed up in the afternoon for set-up. It was the craziest, most inefficient set up I had ever seen. The guys in charge wanted the chairs over here – 300. After we did that, no over here. I mutinied. Here I was in beautiful southern France, inside re-setting chairs because the guy in charge couldn’t visualize?

I asked him what result he wanted and got it done. Next they had me babysit some of the talent. Robert Morley, an English character actor.

We sat on the deck overlooking the Mediterranean. I was 21 and had learned some social skills.

I asked him if he would like something to eat or drink.

“Yes. A coke, please.”

“And get yourself something.”

I promptly got it – or three – for him. And one diet for me.

I then used what a grande social dame in England had taught me when I was 17 and fairly shy with adults. Or with her. She said, “My daughter Emma was painfully shy when she was 17. I told her ask your dinner partner about himself – he’ll go on for hours and think you are the most scintillating woman.”

So I asked Mr. Morley about himself.

He sighed and responded with a short answer.

I asked another question. He patted me on the knee and said, “My dear, I love you very much, but for the answer to those questions, you must go read a book – I’m sure my history is somewhere.”

I would have but….there was no internet in those days and no book on Robert Morley readily available. So I stopped talking.

He wanted to take a nap anyway.

Every now and again he would awake and make some pronouncement such as:

“I do so love the south of France…..”

Snooze.

“Too good for the French.”

He continued in this way for the next two hours. What fun!

That evening in time to help with the televised awards, I arrived in a beautiful one of a kind dress designed by a friend of my mothers, a great New York designer, and high heels.

I thought I’d get to meet all the actors backstage but I was assigned to sit in a specific seat in the audience and hold the cue cards for the talent  Hmmm.

So I put the cue cards in the seat and helped elsewhere until it was time. The audience was filling up rapidly.

Just before “show time”, I returned to my seat to find it occupied by a fairly long, white haired, slight, fey man. I told him he was sitting in my seat and to please move.

He said. “But I was told to sit here.”

Sternly, I demanded: “By whom?”

He pointed to some fellow at the end of the row.

I looked at him, back at the seat usurper – I had no time for this nonsense. The show was about to start and I had to be ready – my first job in international TV.

I insisted: “He is not official. You will have to get out of this seat. I have a job to do. You will either leave or I will call security.”

That aroused the man at the end of the row and the man in my seat. They found another one somewhere.

I sat down, my job intact, relieved.

The couple behind me said: “Good for you! We’ve never seen anyone take on Andy Warhol before and so politely and effectively.”

What?

“Didn’t you recognize him?”

Me: No, but I don’t care who he was – it was clearly taken.

Unwittingly, I had impressed the crowd. While I was familiar with his paintings, I hadn’t read his book either so I’m not sure what I would have said or asked had there been time. While I like his paintings fine, I really never saw him as a genius that others did. All in the marketing.

The show started. I held up the cue cards.

There was a change in scene……only no one was removing the two chairs on stage for the next presenter or scene. No one.

I got up, went up the stairs to the stage and in my high heels and dress, manhandled the large chairs to the side. No help from anyone. Ridiculous.

And went back to my seat….which no one dared to take at this point J

There were technical problems. Sally Fields threatened to leave if they didn’t give her award to her immediately. I was told the French had strict unions so they cut the cable when the delay went on too long.

A good idea, not well-planned, went bust.

I had intended to follow a friend to Florence, Italy to learn Italian there but instead I was offered more television production work. I figured I didn’t know if I’d be offered that work again and Florence would still be there…(I still haven’t gone for the 6 week Italian course, though, and it might have been a better option! :-)

Back in the States, the same group hired me to work the televising of the Larry Holmes v Mike Weaver heavyweight boxing championship at Madison Square Garden as well as the television show of Spartakiade – Spartacade – in Russia.

While prepping the show in New York City, I walked by a couple of female employees/assistants reviewing some promos for the show and remarked, “The number is wrong,” and continued out the door to my appointment.

I heard, “Can’t be. I’ve watched this 100 times. No way.”

I suggested as I headed to the elevator: “I could be wrong – why not double check it?” They had worked for Wussler for years so I wasn’t going to argue.

They didn’t double check it and sent it to one of the sponsors of the show.

It was promptly returned. The numbers were wrong.  Wussler was very embarrassed – might lose a huge sponsor. How could this happen?

The younger gal was so upset and eventually they acknowledged to their boss that I had seen it, told them, and they hadn’t believed me.  I had a new respect from some, annoyance from the gals.

At the Holmes/Weaver fight, I was in the control room at Madison Square Garden. I had secured tickets for my father and my brother. Great seats. It was their first time to attend a professional fight. The company had sent its limo to pick them up at the train station and take them to the hotel. Then to pick them up at the hotel and take them to the Garden.

I remember meeting Don King – and his hair – on the elevator. I asked him what he did before he was a boxing promoter.

He was honest: “I ran the numbers.” I smiled knowingly although I had no idea what he meant. We arrived at our floor thankfully because I had nothing – no follow up question. I hadn’t read his book either.

Later, the producer said he was stunned Don King was so honest with me and explained “running the numbers” was part of illegal gambling.

Oh.

I remember watching the fight in the control room and thinking: Dang! I might as well be home watching it on TV – no crowd ambiance, no live performance, no…my family is having a more authentic experience than I am.

I helped with replays, etc. but towards the end – the near complete knock-out in the 11th round – it all took a life of its own.

When it was clear I was superfluous, I left the control room and went to the arena where the crowd was. I had a pass so security did not bother me too much. I explained I was supposed to watch the fight in person. They weren’t sure what I meant but clearly I wasn’t a threat.

I tried to squeeze out of the way. I tried to find a seat as I kept moving toward the ring.

As I was running down the aisle toward the ring, looking for a seat or place to watch innocuously, the fight ended in the 12th round with a TKO (technical knock-out). Cheers.

I kept moving to the ring and as others climbed in through the ropes, so did I.

And then…..

I stood there wondering what do I do now? Congratulate Holmes?

He was walking around the ring, still pumped up. I sensed he wanted to punch Weaver out again – but Weaver wasn’t there so whoever got in the way next….

He turned the corner and was heading my way…

Uh. Hmmm. Gotta go. Didn’t think “Congratulations” was going to cut it. And suddenly I really did have to go.

I climbed back out and ran back the same way to the control room.

When I got there, John noticed and that’s when he said:

“One second you were standing next to me, the next you’re on the TV screen in front of me….

In the ring!”

I responded: “I kept running and running and that’s where I ended up. But Holmes didn’t seem to be giving anyone a warm welcome so I thought I’d better come back.”

John was still trying to sort out if his eyes deceived him and how I had accomplished that.

Later at the after party, an uninvited fan pestered Larry Holmes for his autograph.

Holmes punched him out.

c. GCYI

 

 

 

 

 

Need a soda pop?

June 30th, 2014

When we were in Tonopah, NV, training for war (World War II), some of the guys like Hammond, would land on the main roads, stop at the gas station just to get a soda.

Different time.

c. GCYI

You Put Perfume in the Air, It Touches Everyone

June 29th, 2014

We haven’t seen our pals the Oak Ridge Boys in a while so we put on one of their CDs driving home from flying today and sang along.

“Everyday” was on. I rocked on.

“You know a smile never goes out of style
So brighten up the one that you wear.
Let it shine and you just might find
You’ll lighten up the load that you bear.

You know with all the trouble and sorrow in the world
It seems like the least we can do,
Just take that smile into the street
And share it with everybody you meet.”

A week ago, I was having a tough day but managed to smile at a small, elderly lady at the grocery store. She apparently had been having a bad day, too, and my smile lightened her load. She smiled back at me gratefully.

It reminded me of a story my Dad tells.

One day my Dad was having his shoes shined at his usual place (in fact the shoe shiner was the father of Reggie Jackson – so Dad followed Reggie’s career from when he was just a kid).

Dad sat next to an elderly, elegantly dressed black gentleman also there to have his shoes shined.

The gentleman complimented my father on his suit and hat.

My father replied: Thank you very much. Coming from such an elegant man as yourself, it is a fine compliment indeed.

The gentleman responded with the following: You put perfume in the air, it touches everyone.

The perfume this gentleman put in the air, continues to touch many, many people, even 50 years later:

When I smiled at the elderly lady and she smiled back….well that perfume….touched me, too.

c. GCYI