Kindergarten & First Grade – Victoria

January 6th, 2014

In kindergarten I was the only one who could read and would read to the rest of the class at reading time.

We had an outdoor concrete playground all our own. The rest of the school had their playground in the back of the school.

We had nap time, too and I remember we each had a mat on which to lay down.

Everyone else did exactly as they were told and was happily napping but I just couldn’t. The teachers finally just got smart and told me, okay it’s QUIET time. I can’t remember if they let me read or what but “quiet” I could do.

At lunch, for dessert, which were ice cream cups, we had to take whatever flavor we were given. The kid in front of me said he was allergic to vanilla so got one of the few chocolate cups left. I thought Hmmm. I actually preferred vanilla.

I contemplated saying I was allergic to chocolate – learning from the boy – but instead told the teacher the simple truth (and hoped for the best); I like vanilla.

I think she thought I was being kind. She gladly gave me the vanilla.

The next year, I was the experienced one and so was asked to take our neighbor, a year younger, to school. Imagine! At 6 years old, I was the “old head” , walking a 5 year old half a mile to school crossing four city streets, one major one. I have a photo of me on my tricycle and he on the back standing up.

The first day of school, at recess, I showed our little neighbor around. I had to go to the girls’ room so I positioned him outside and reassured him, I’d just be inside, if he had a problem just open the door and call in. I’d be right out but had to go.

I get into the stall and just about to pull – when in he rushes yelling my name in a panic.

I take him back outside, position him against the wall, reassure him – he could see I wasn’t far and that I responded quickly.

I went in, did what I had to do as quickly as possible, came outside, and he was……GONE. YIKES! I looked all over for him and just before the bell to go back to class, I found him with another classmate. I told him he could have let me know – called inside or something.

We were the best in 1st grade. We’d get problems on the board and we’d race to the teacher’s desk to be first to have her grade our tests. The first seven got red crayons to correct the other classmates’ tests – the biggest honor. I remember once, I got one wrong so had to rush back to my desk, correct it, and get in line again. I kept counting to see if I was within seven – if two of the eight in front of me might get one wrong, too, and I had a chance.

I usually was first to finish and my little friend was second – or ran more slowly – he never became an athlete. One time I think he was seated 15′ behind me so I had the advantage.

Some time early into the year, a bully from the sixth grade for some reason had it in for me. I have no idea why, had never spoken or interacted with him, but I did have two brothers in school, one in sixth grade. Who knows where they were and why they didn’t protect me. Maybe the sixth grader brother had annoyed this guy and was hiding, letting me be the target.

I remember running from the bully on the concrete playground, falling and scraping my knee – I still have the scar – right in front of some black girls double jump roping. The sixth grade bully came at me for the kill. I think I just braced myself as I tried to figure an escape with my bleeding, badly hurting, knee. Next thing I knew I was surrounded by big black girls yelling at the bully and about to thump him. I was forever grateful. He never bothered me again.

One of them must have taken me to the school nurse. Later, they tried to teach me double jump rope but I couldn’t quite get it – I was nervous at letting them down and taking up too much of their time and in my mind, goodwill. So I watched and I took turns doing the rope turning.

Every day. At recess. On the concrete playground.

For the rest of the year.

I guess I was pretty good at the turning – they let me hang out with them – even though my feet apparently could not pick up their rhythm.

I left the next year. If any of those girls are reading this: THANK YOU!

We need more people like you standing up to bullies especially for those less able or little, as I was.

c. GCYI

Christmas as a kid – Some memories by General Yeager

December 24th, 2013

We went to church on Christmas Eve. As kids, we’d be anxious in anticipation of Santa Claus’ arrival so hardly paid attention to the sermon.  Santa would finally show up at the service and all was well and exciting. I don’t remember him bringing presents though – just him being there was good.

I remember the most prized present was lace up boots – came up over your calf. We were too poor so I never got any.

The rich kids’ parents bought sleds for their kids from a store. We had to build our own sleds. I remember screwing in the screws to put steering in and to attach the barrel slats to each other.

We used to sled down that big street on a hill to school with two or more kids on a sled. We loved it when the streets were icy.

The adults used to do just the wrong thing – they’d pour hot water on the ice to get it to melt. Instead, to their dismay and our delight, it gave us more ice.

There was a big bump towards the end and kids would go flying everywhere. After flying over the bump, there was only a small opening in the fence and if you missed it, it hurt.

That’s why you tried to get someone bigger and cushier on the bottom so they could soften the landing.

For Christmas, Dad often got us each an orange. I never saw an orange except at Christmas. I ate the whole thing. I mean seeds, rind, and all.

Dad used to give us one bullet only and we had to shoot a squirrel for supper – only one chance. Makes for a little more keen attention to detail and not taking a shot unless it was a great one.

c. GCYI

Becoming an Officer French Legion of Honor

December 23rd, 2013

What a great day! Sunny. Bright. Very unusual. You could see Mont Blanc (Switzerland) in one direction and Lake Geneva (France/Switzerland) in the other from the beautiful bluff of Feternes where a bomber had bellied in during World War II.

It was July 2003, the 100th anniversary year of the celebrated first powered flight, and the 56th anniversary year of General Yeager being the first to fly faster than the speed of sound.

We were told the following:

It was the bomber crew’s first or second mission and the pilot’s first. They all had civvies with them – appearing as though they planned to not return. When they landed, the Maquis was there within minutes. The crew was trying to burn the plane, saying they had been shot down but here was the wrong direction from their mission. The Maquis fought with them, telling them that they had the Germans halted at the bridge miles and miles away, that the Maquis could use the fuel and the parts.

The Maquis also asked the crew to stay and fight because the Allies and the Maquis were winning – the Americans were only a 100 miles away.

The crew said but we are in Switzerland and free. The Maquis told them, no you are in France. One member of the Maquis told me they almost got into fisticuffs over this.

The crew insisted on being taken to Switzerland 20 miles away. The Maquis tried to dissuade the crew – the Swiss will intern you. The Americans are no more than a few weeks away. Stay and fight with us – or we will hide you no problem.

But the crew insisted on getting to Switzerland where they thought they had reached to avoid the war, so eventually the Maquis drove them to Switzerland and just as the Maquis had warned, the Swiss interned the crew. One surviving crew member, the navigator of all people, told us he had been interned for 4 1/2 months at which point he heard the Americans were near so he walked out of the camp (apparently no one stopped him) and joined up with the Americans.

We saw the exhibit – and photos – several of the Maquis were still alive. They would point to their pictures. There were several photos of the plane on the plain on the bluff in Feternes. There was no evidence of the plane being shot or disabled.

One gal, who had been instrumental in the Maquis in that region, told us she rather missed the parade of the Americans after they liberated the town. She was 30 years old and having her first child. But in typical southern, country French humor, she said but it was okay – the cheers of the crowd drowned out her screams of labor. Or I think that’s what she said.

She now ran a cheese shop and we tasted all kinds of cheese. What a lovely lady. I hope someone wrote down her story and stories. She adored General Yeager and they bantered in great fun.

10,000 villagers from all over were there to see the knighting of General Chuck Yeager and two others. The French Air Force band played La Marseillaise (the French National Anthem) and then the Star Spangled Banner.

We were led over to the six chairs – there were three being honored. Two were becoming Chevaliers, Knights. General Yeager was becoming an Officier (Officer), the highest honor a non-French citizen could receive.

The American Air Attaché to the American Embassy in Paris, France, and his son were in attendance. The son had piercings all over his face. General Yeager told the boy he was a disgrace or some such words and then asked the Colonel why he allowed his son to do that to himself. The Colonel’s only response was: Oh, you know kids today, General.

I looked at the teenager and said: “OW!” And then: “OW OW OW OW OW!”

That seemed to have more of an effect on him and he, now embarrassed, lamely said, “It didn’t hurt.”

Me: “It hurts ME just looking at you!” as I smiled. And then: “Why? Were you drunk when you did it?”

He smiled his answer – yes, he was.

Me: “OW!”

Also in attendance were some luminaries of the region including a nephew of President Roosevelt and his French wife. The French wife expressed her opinion which was apt: “So you let your child mutilate his body, that is your choice. But you do not bring him to an event like this of great decorum to represent the US government.”

I started trailing behind a little taking in the whole scene: the green field which the town of Feternes had bought so that no one could put a mall on this spot, beautiful blue sky, bright sun, snow-covered Mont Blanc, calm Lake Geneva or Lake Leman as the French call it….

The two soon to be knights and their wives sat down as did General Yeager, all taking up 5 of the only 6 chairs anywhere on the field.

I walked over to take my seat but found it occupied by President Roosevelt’s grandnephew. He had not even offered (my) the seat to his wife. She took her place behind him.

I contemplated the situation – heck I had removed (politely but insistently) the likes of Andy Warhol from his (my) seat when I was 21. This day though, I decided I’d probably rather walk around a little any way…

Yet, I think I missed a great opportunity – it would have been interesting to see his reaction if I had actually confronted him and asked him to give me my seat.

Some of the organizers made short speeches. Gen Yeager said he’d like to speak. Oddly, they had not expected this. Everyone was thrilled. None of the other honorees were interested in speaking.

Now remember, this was in 2003 after the Iraq War and while the coalition was still there. “France” had been unsupportive.

When we told people here in the US we were going to France, anti-French sentiments ran high. General Yeager’s response was always: “They saved my life” as indeed they did after he was shot down by the Germans during World War II.

And I would always respond: “Have you only been to Paris or the Cote d’Azur or Biarritz?” This, because some Parisians can be, not always, a bit snooty, a bit dismissive, or controlling/commanding/judgmental, rude and/or unpleasant. I would tell the US person that if s/he traveled in the countryside, s/he might have a different opinion of the “French”. They can be very funny, playful, fun, warm, entertaining, kind. Like any group of people, there are also all kinds.

And anti-American sentiments can be found within different groups as well.

So as General Yeager walked across part of the field to the podium, I wondered what he was going say….And wondered if I should go with him to translate into French.

General Yeager led with: “Let’s forget our governments!”

Ten thousand cheers went up and the ice was broken as only General Yeager can do. No translation needed.

He then continued on to relate how he had been shot down, worked with the Maquis as they saved his life and got him to the Pyrenees over which he escaped the Nazis and eventually returned on combat.

The French Air Force band played while the minders positioned General Yeager and the others to be knighted. A retired French General (the same level as General Yeager is why this man) had the honors.

The French General pulled the sword out of the scabbard and tapped General Yeager with it, first on one shoulder, then the other, returned it to his scabbard, kissed General Yeager on either cheek (traditional French greeting and goodbye), congratulated and welcomed him as a new Officer of the Legion of Honor (Legion d’Honneur), and then moved on to the next honoree.

General Yeager very quietly bent down, picked up the scabbard, and handed it to the French General. The French General quietly received it and moved on to knight the remaining two honorees, as knights.

The French band played some more – they were outstanding. We had attended a concert by them the night before. All the honorees had been invited. All were quite tired and the concert was a bit late given the events of the day and of the next day.

I convinced (didn’t take any convincing really) General Yeager that it would be impolite not to go even if for a short time. The others didn’t care.

We arrived at the hall and everyone was very pleasant surprised and thrilled. It took a while for the concert to start – it was about an hour late.

I turned to our host, a high level politician, and said: “Much as we are enjoying this wonderful extravaganza, at the first break or intermission, we are going to sneak out – it’s a bit late for us. I hope no one will mind or think it rude and hope they and you will excuse us.”

He turned to me and said, “We certainly understand and are most honored you made the effort to come at all. I will sneak out with – I mean – escort you out.”

We laughed.

The concert was innovative, and very entertaining. I really didn’t want to leave but if we didn’t, we might sleep through the next day’s ceremonies even if we attended (asleep with our eyes open).

After the honorees were knighted, and the band finished playing for the ceremony, the attendees made their way to the tent where there were refreshments. Seriously delicious food. This was France, near Evian from whence the bottled water comes.

The French General approached us – he was amazed that an American, a member of the military had been so elegant and demur in saving the French General from the embarrassment of  fumbling for his missing sword. I was translating this to General Yeager.

French General: I hadn’t realized the sword had missed my scabbard when I was putting it back in.

General Yeager responded: I couldn’t help but notice when it was sticking out of my foot.

As I translated I could see the French General’s shock, double checking my French to see if I had intended to say what he thought I said, and re-thinking again his assessment of Americans and the American General.

Ah but then he saw General Yeager and I were laughing, teasing him. He slowly and at first reluctantly joined in.

Others approached us. I tried to get food as the servers passed by but by the time we had reached the dessert table it was all gone. Misery! :-)

Later that evening, General Yeager gave a talk to the pilots. They had combined this day’s ceremony with an air show which the organizers creatively called Air Poche One; a play on Air Force One and “poche” means “pocket” in English.

Gen Yeager had asked me to translate. I had not spoken French in 4-6 years and prior to that perhaps only once in 17 years. There was an American there who said he was fluent in both languages so I asked for his help.

The first thing he said was: I was born so fer (far) up a holla’ (holler), they had to pipe daylight in.”

I told him: “Heck, I can’t translate that into English, let alone French!”

Neither could the self-proclaimed bilingual American. Turned out he wasn’t as bilingual as he thought.

So I continued translating.

When we got to breaking the sound barrier, I was translating literally – the flying tail.

The French pilots were giving slight looks of confusion. Except one. Relieved, I asked him to translate. I listened carefully so I would know how to say it all in French in future.

Well dang if he didn’t say exactly what I had been saying. I mean use the exact same words and phrases. I wondered if the difference was that they had now heard it for the third time and now realized that I had meant what I was saying or they trusted the Frenchman or his accent was better than mine :-) ha ha.

Again, relieved and happy to sit down and just listen to General Yeager and the translation, I put it to the audience: Would you prefer he translate? I’d be happy to sit down.

They replied: No, no! You’re funny. We prefer you.

Thank you.

I think. :-)

c. GCYI

A New Christmas Poem by Anonymous (not me)

December 22nd, 2013

A Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,
I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.
My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,
My daughter beside me, angelic in rest.
Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,
Transforming the yard to a winter delight.
The sparkling lights in the tree I believe,
Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.
My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,
Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep.
In perfect contentment, or so it would seem,
So slumbered I, perhaps I started to dream.
The sound wasn’t loud, and it wasn’t too near,
But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear.
Perhaps just a cough, I didn’t quite know,
Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.
My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear,
And I crept to the door just to see who was near.
Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,
A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.
A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old,
Perhaps a Trooper, huddled here in the cold.
Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled,
Standing watch over me, and my wife and my child.
“What are you doing?” I asked without fear,
“Come in this moment. It’s freezing out here!
Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve,
You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve!”
For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift,
Away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts.
To the window that danced with a warm fire’s light
Then he sighed and he said, “It’s really all right,
I’m out here by choice. I’m here every night.”
“It’s my duty to stand at the front of the line,
That separates you from the darkest of times.
No one had to ask or beg or implore me,
I’m proud to stand here like my fathers before me.
My Gramps died in Europe on a day in December,”
Then he said,
“That’s a Christmas ‘Gram always remembers.”
I’ve not seen my own son in more than a while,
But my wife sends me pictures. He’s sure got her smile.
Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag,
The red, white, and Blue American Flag.
I can live through the cold and the being alone,
Away from my family, my house and my home.
I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet,
I can sleep in a foxhole with little to eat.
I can carry the weight of killing another,
Or lay down my life with my sister and brother.
Who stand at the front against any and all,
To ensure for all time that this flag will not fall.”
“So go back inside,” he said, “harbor no fright,
Your family is waiting and I’ll be all right.”
“But isn’t there something I can do, at the least,
“Give you money,” I asked, “or prepare you a feast?
It seems all too little for all that you’ve done,
For being away from your wife and your son.”
Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret,
“Just tell us you love us, and never forget.
To fight for our rights back at home while we’re gone,
To stand your own watch, no matter how long.
For when we come home, either standing or dead,
To know you remember we fought and we bled.
Is payment enough, and with that we will trust,
That we mattered to you as you mattered to us.”

Without an Abort – Mission to South Korea – Pueblo Flap

December 22nd, 2013
From General Chuck Yeager: After the US Navy ship, the Pueblo, was taken by the North Koreans in 1968, we took off from South Carolina and 17 hours later, my whole wing was in South Korea without an abort. That mission led to my becoming a General.
On the way, we hit the tankers off of Hawaii and they weren’t going to re-fuel us, said they wanted extra reserves.

We couldn’t get anywhere to land safely without it – so I told the tanker pilot:

“Do you see my weapons? They are hot. You will give us fuel or I will blow you out of the sky.”

We got our fuel.

I heard later, the tanker pilot complained to General LeMay.

And General LeMay’s response was: Yeager doesn’t kid around. Good thing you gave him the fuel.

c. GCYI.

Coupling in Aircraft — A Complex Subject Made Simple by Robert Kempel

December 14th, 2013
Coupling in Aircraft — A Complex Subject Made Simple
What is a simple explanation for inertia coupling?
Airplanes move above the Earth and have on occasion displayed large complex motions in three-dimensional atmospheric space. To conduct analyses, to bring understanding, and order out of chaos we engineers assign what might seem to be an arbitrary airplane reference coordinate axis system. This axis system has its origin fixed at the airplane’s center of gravity (cg). We then assign a clever sign convention with directions that are: forward (+X), right
(+Y), and down (+Z) or backward (-X), left (-Y), up (-Z). We call this an airplane body axis and we align our pilot’s seat and sensors such as gyros, and accelerometers with respect to this axis for his comfort and data acquisition purposes. In addition, we call the X-axis the roll-axis, the Y-axis the pitch-axis, and the Z-axis the yaw-axis. The center of gravity (cg) of the airplane is located at about at the 25-percenct of the wing’s mean aerodynamic chord1
The modern hypothetical airplane configuration I will consider as an example that represents one designed for high speed flight. Its physical characteristics of size, mass, mass distribution and aerodynamics will meet this demand.
The fuselage is long and slender with its high density mass distributed along the X-axis. The wings are short and thin and may be swept. Typical vertical tail and horizontal tailplane complete our mental image. This results in an aircraft having relatively large moments of inertia2 in pitch and yaw and because most of the mass is close to the X or roll axis, a small roll inertia by comparison. The example airplane’s mass-distribution is not uniform about the body axes; is not symmetric in the XZ plane (see the footnote) due to the vertical tail surface(s). Maneuvering about one axis, roll for example may induce motion about the yaw and pitch axis; this is what we would call coupling.
What is coupling?
In general ‘Coupling’ results when some disturbance about one airplane axis causes a disturbance about another axis.
To keep the discussion relatively simple ‘some disturbance’ is replaced by pilot command and we will consider roll coupling to illustrate the problem.
What is roll coupling?
Roll ‘Coupling’ results when a roll angular acceleration is induced by a pilot lateral stick command to achieve some result like bank angle to turn or rapid tactical maneuvering about the roll (X) airplane axis that in turn causes an angular disturbance about the pitch (Y) and yaw (Z) axis.
Roll coupling includes pitching and yawing motions, the longitudinal and directional stability are also important in determining the overall characteristics of the coupled motion and the end result can be mild or violent.
Without going into the complex formulation of the airplane’s equations of motion that include the mass properties, coupling terms, aerodynamic characteristics and esoteric concepts such as inertia and wind axes; we can be bold enough to say that inertial coupling is the tendency for inertial forces in flight maneuvers to overcome stabilizing aerodynamic forces. Rapid roll may result in a violent divergence or oscillations in pitch about the principal inertial axis or complete loss of control; this tendency is usually increasingly marked with increasing altitude owing to possible divergence of this axis from the relative wind.
The actual in-flight motion of the airplane will be the result of the complex combination of the aerodynamic and inertia coupling. Indeed most airplanes exhibit some form of aerodynamic and inertial coupling. Roll coupling causes little problem when aerodynamic restoring moments can cope with the inertia couple.
Modern digital flight control system designs should be capable of precluding any and all adverse inertial and aerodynamic coupling. What then could possibly go wrong . . .go wrong . . . go wrong . . . go wrong, etc.?
Robert W. Kempel, Senior Flight Research Engineer, (Ret.)
13 December 2013
Footnotes:
1 In practice this is usually approximately close to the wing’s mean chord.
2 The moment of inertia of a body with respect to any axis is the sum of the products obtained by multiplying each elementary mass by the square of its distance [I (mass-length2)] from the axis. One might say this is the measure of the mass-distribution of a body about a particular
axis. Roll, pitch, and yaw moments of inertia are Ixx, Iyy, Izz respectively. Metric units are kg-m2 and English units slug-ft 2. Due to the vertical tail

Romania 1970’s: Victoria’s School Chorus Trip to Communist Romania

December 11th, 2013

Unbelievable. A chorus trip for 30 girls and 60 boys ages 15-18 from protected private prep schools to communist Romania in the 1970’s.

The musical director, our music teacher, must have been nuts. However, in many ways he was brilliant. For instance, he staged a multi-school extravaganza in a large church in Bryn Mawr, PA singing if not Handel’s whole Messiah No. 44 Hallelujah Chorus, close to it. I participated and it and the acoustics were magnificent. So cool to sing our part and then hear the echo across the church.

Before our school chorus trip to Romanian, a Romanian chorus had come to the US and in an exchange type program, many of the prep school families put up members. We housed 3.

When we arrived in Bucharest, we had free time so the Romanians who had stayed at our house picked me up and took me on a tour of Bucharest. It was super. I remember taking photos in front of a big statue with marble steps in a park. Places I would not have otherwise seen.

They dropped me back at the hotel and promised to meet me at the airport in 3 weeks when we were leaving.

I remember going to a peasant village. We were all so excited to see “real” Romanians and real Romanian peasants. We had read about peasants in history class.

As we drove towards the village, we could see a sign which even I could translate – village tourista. Ugh. A plastic village for tourists.

We stopped and prepared to depart from the bus. Before we had a chance, the local priest who looked like his last bath had been at birth, who had not missed any meal, with a large beard that had never been groomed, dressed in clothes that showed all his meals ever, got on to greet us. He must have heard 30 young girls were on board.

We were told we had to put salt on the back of our hand, lick it, then take a swig of tzuika, Romanian moonshine, the Romanian national drink.

I watched a few of the others do this. After the swig, the priest would give the gal a huge, loud kiss. Ugh. And a hug – which is ugh spelled incorrectly.

I was horrified. I did the salt, the tsuika – which tasted like 160 proof – 60% alcohol, certainly not good for a 16 year old brain. And managed to quickly duck past the disgusting smelling, messy kissing priest. All those years of dodge ball really paid off!

We were placed in houses – three of us were put in the front room of one house.

All through dinner, our “hosts” kept saying cadeaux”, their only foreign word – which was French for “gift”. I guess a lot of French visited. Or these real “peasant” Romanian peasants knew the international diplomatic language of its day. And expected presents in addition to whatever they were paid and to the food, including meat which they never had, they had been given for them and us.

They served us something basic but edible. We, being brought up properly, thinking this was all they had, although we didn’t like it, ate it all.

Oops.

Out came about 3 more courses. Yikes!

We made it through dinner and went to our rooms. It was very dark out by this time.

(Later another friend, RR, said her group was just as confused – they had eaten the entire first course served, only to find out it was one of seven! She described their reaction: they rubbed their tummies, looked happy, smiled and nodded vigorously at their hosts, made yummy sounds while saying, “This is so awful”. The response: “Cadeaux?”).

Once in our room, we closed whatever blinds there were, turned on the lights, changed into pajamas. Just then, we heard, rather felt, a huge banging on the outside door.

It kept on. SD said, We should answer it. She lived in the country with doors unlocked.

I lived in the city and said: Do NOT answer that door. It’s not our house. Let them answer.

SD, true to fashion, didn’t listen.

Then the priest’s face loomed in the window scaring us. I was even more sure we shouldn’t answer but SD went to the door and opened it to the smelly, very large priest.

We heard large smacking noises which later in life I learned sounded like a walrus kissing which is about what it was.

As we heard the priest heading to our room, EH and I tried to hide knowing we might be next. I was trying to squeeze behind the bureau. EH was trying to jump in the cupboard.

In walked the priest, okay waddled, with SD trailing with a stunned look: “Wha- was that?” or “Did you get the number of that mac truck?”

The “priest” (in a Communist country there were no priests, we thought, so who was this guy?) said he just wanted to make sure we were okay and to say good night. Perhaps he was trying to get the one who got away (me).

He got a peck in on EH. He took one look at me and I suppose the look on my face or my looking around for a weapon, caused him to stop right there and not get close to me.

Phew!

He left and we did burst out in giggles. Very nervous, frightened giggles.

We saw Transylvania, Count Dracula’s castle and his grandfather’s castle.

Our Romanian guide said she did not understand why Count Dracula had such a bad reputation.

She went on to say: Count Dracula dissuaded his enemies, the Turks, by putting the heads of Turkish prisoners on stakes across the border. He also did drink the blood of his enemy prisoners.

I rather thought that was enough to give him his bad rep.

This same guide would order our meals ahead of time. A flat fried I-don’t-know-what appeared on our plates. Someone asked what it was and the guide unwisely told us in broken English: “brains”. I had taken a tiny taste – this was before my bravery, or hunger, re unusual food showed up later in life. But after the guides’ disclosure, many “brains” remained on the plates uneaten. With many hungry teenagers. The guide did learn her lesson though.

On the bus, we had been told not to take photos on a certain leg of the trip. My very smart friend EH, who had decided several months before she would learn a new word a day but often misused them in sentences thus providing much hilarity, pointed out some buildings on that leg saying they were nuclear power plants. Oo, oo: we wondered if we should let the US State Dept or US Dept of Defense know of our discovery. She figured the Romanian authorities thought we were naïve and dumb teenagers so wouldn’t know what we were looking at. But she knew.

In touring Count Dracula’s castle, she and I had diverted from the crowd to explore outside the castle. Oops. We were yelled at by very serious Communist Romanian soldiers and told very sternly to stop taking photos. Fortunately, we spoke charades. We wondered if we’d see home again and what the heck could be behind Count Dracula’s castle that was a worry. Maybe a real vampire? At the thought, we hurried back to the bus.

When we got back to Bucharest, the three singers kept their promise and showed up at the airport. With three large bags of luggage.

“Could you check this for our friend?”

Gulp. I may not be adventuresome re eating brains in Transylvania, but I was smart enough not to take strange luggage. Although I was curious. I should have asked to open them although I doubt they would have. Instead, trying to buy time to think, I asked:

Me: Where would your friend pick it up?

I think I was meeting my parents in Europe.

Singers: Wherever you stop first.

Me: What’s in them?

Singers: Sheet music.

Me, stalling, trying to think, could it be legit?: How much do they weigh?

Singers: Approximately 50 lbs.

Wow. 50 lbs. of sheet music. Am I spelling the sheet word correctly?

I happened to be standing by all the luggage for the 90 chorus members plus for a few more counselors and the musical director.

I answered: ”I’m so sorry but as you can see I’m already overloaded and just can’t” as I pointed to what must have been over 100 pieces of luggage.

I guess that statement was so lame, it was clear I wasn’t going to take the “sheet music” or sheet music.

Disappointed, they made their goodbyes and left.

Of course, I’m now wondering what it really was. Heck maybe it really was sheet music. If so, I’m sorry I was unwilling to risk prison in Romania and worse, my parents’ disappointment :-), to help them.

Maybe it was treasure! Dracula’s eye teeth.

In any case, to the musical director’s relief, we all made it home safe.

Hallelujah.

c. GCYI

My First & Only Cruise: Yeager Going to War (WWII) on HMS Queen Elizabeth

December 9th, 2013

General Yeager tells this story:

1943: Shortly before Christmas, we left for England and war.

Just a couple nights before, we had feasted on the antelope I had herded and shot cleanly with a P-39. Far better than spam or powdered eggs, it would be our last good meal for a long time.

As the maintenance officer, I had to stay behind in Caspar, WY a few days to help pack and move equipment. We loaded 500 lbs of Christmas candy to give to children into the washing machines we were taking to England. When I was finished, I left for New York to catch up with the squadron just as they were boarding HMS Queen Elizabeth.

Because of enemy submarines and warships, the Queen Elizabeth had to zig zag all the way across the Atlantic Ocean.

15,000 troops aboard that crossing. We rotated in groups of 5000 every eight hours.

5000 sleeping.

5000 eating.

5000 puking.

Switch.

I shared a lot with Mack McKee – we had stuck together since Tonopah – and now we even shared the same eight decker bunks on the Queen Elizabeth.

Mack and I kept things interesting by sawing through the ropes holding the top bunks so when the top sleeper crawled into his sack, the top ropes broke starting a chain reaction pile-up that landed seven people on top of the bottom sleeper.

When we got off the Queen Elizabeth in England, we were green, but eager, fighter jocks.

Who knew what lay in store for us but within 14 months at least 21 of the original 30 were either dead or missing including my friend Mack.

We were no longer green.

c. GCYI

COL SPICER – ALMOST GOT ME KILLED IN WWII

December 2nd, 2013

From General Chuck Yeager: Man, it was close.

See, what happened was:

Because I had exceptional eyes, even though I was a junior officer, I flew my first mission as 357th Fighter Group Commander Col Spicer’s wingman,

Col Spicer Before Being Shot down

Col Spicer was fearless, loved to dogfight without concern for personal risk or his wingman’s apparently. With bristling handlebar moustache, Col Spicer smoked a big briar pipe, and on return home always dropped down below 12,000′, unhooked his oxygen mask and had himself a smoke.

As his wingman, I dropped down with him….right over Paris!

German flak guns began pounding at us, but I  could see  Spicer in his cockpit tamping his tobacco and lighting his zippo. We were barely over rooftops as tracers flashed by my canopy.

I wasn’t happy & finally spoke up: “Christ, Col Spicer, we’re gonna get shot down!”

Col Spicer chuckled within a cloud of pipe smoke: “Relax, Laddie, those bastards couldn’t hit a billboard.”

I really didn’t want to test that theory.

Col Spicer was later shot down by a burst of white flak near the French coast after he descended to 12,000′ to light that damned pipe.

I think Col Spicer was shot down the same day I was shot down but he wasn’t as lucky: He bailed out over the Channel but the Germans picked him up.

c. GCYI

Elks Lodge – Nevada City

November 30th, 2013

General Chuck Yeager: I was invited to the Elks Lodge Thanksgiving dinner last night (Wed) to honor the veterans. I was the youngest there!

The oldest was a “GI Joe & Lilli” couple – both veterans; she, a nurse, now age 95, had nursed him, a wounded soldier, now age 94, back to health during World War II. And here they are together 70 years later. He told me they were shootin’ for 100.

The Elks asked me to say a few words. I was honored to do so, thanked the many veterans who were there and thanked the Elks Lodge for honoring them and giving us Thanksgiving dinner.

c. GCYI