Maybe you had to be there but:
“That horn won’t work when you’re stuck in the side of that truck!”
After I bee-beeped at a truck coming (almost forgetting to look both ways and um…stop!) out of a blind driveway almost in front of me as I was driving on the road.
“Oh well, Hell ain’t only half full.”
After some knucklehead (truck) passed the car in front of us, going 80 mph on a winding, very narrow mountain road.
c. GCYI